Where in the HELL is Gizzy? I swear to all that is holy, I am going to kick her ass. I have yet to dish with her on the cruise, my lovely visit with Townie, and my latest crush! Don’t worry kids, I will find her.
In the meantime, I will fill you in on my latest dirt tomorrow…because I’m busy watching Kardashians right now…and because I’m tired as shit. But I still love you. I will write tomorrow. And if you see a drunk brunette with chicken legs laying in your gutter, it’s Gizzy.