Hello everyone! Gizzy has been working (the Captain) like crazy and me, well, I’m sick as a dog and so is my laptop. In fact, my laptop hates me so much it decided to jump off my bed Sunday and end its life. However, it was unsuccessful and it’s at the Dr. Apple. Which is going to financially rape me in the ass, so we’re going to start charging you rich mother effers to read our shit, k?
Just kidding. No, but really, Gizzy and I are approaching our 100th blog entry. And since we are complete losers with no lives, we want to do something to celebrate it. But we need your help! I’ve posted a conversation between Gizzy & I to get this party started:
Lucky: lets just figure out what we want for the 100th entry and slap this shit on the blog so we can both go hang ourselves
Gizzy: i know, wanna get drunk tonight? fuck.
Gizzy: sooo what are our options? the 100 phone numbers, the middle school pics…
Lucky: eat 100 godiva chocolates…thats a personal problem
Gizzy: take 100 shots in 100 hours
Lucky: stay up for 100 hours…and then write about how crazy we feel
Gizzy: i think its possible for us to do all of the above and succeed
Lucky: hmm ok….i feel like we need one more social one, since i’m not social
Gizzy: umm… meet 100 guys between now and oct 22?
Lucky: i mean i assume that would go with the numbers
Gizzy: but just introduce yourself to 100 guys…this could also be in naughty chatrooms
Lucky: I really do sort of hate that. but I mean, for the blog
Gizzy: you sort of hate what? socializing? me too
Lucky: hate the idea of having to meet 100 guys. I’m in no mental shape to be doing that
Gizzy: yeah but, at least 1 out of the 100 has to be nice. right?
Gizzy: i mean it will be easy for me considering i dress as a hooker and hand out free alcohol on a regular basis
Gizzy: MAYBE we could find out 100 fun facts about guys, not necessarily 100 guys, but just 100 facts about how ever many guys it takes us to get to 100
Lucky: ok, like we could gather them from anyone
Lucky: like what would be an example of a fact
Gizzy: or we could ask 100 guys the same question and post all the answers, but we’d have to think of a good question
Gizzy: like the captain fun facts, he likes furry hats
Lucky: whats the one quality you want in your dream girl? BOOBS X 100
Gizzy: we’d probably get lady in the streets freak in the sheets a lot
Lucky: is there 100 things we could write, like 100 gizzy and lucky fun facts
Gizzy: ya the fun facts on us would actually be really good
Gizzy: we could do 100 posts on the 100 things we want to do our 100th post on
Lucky: i really did laugh outloud at that and my laugh sounds like a smokers
Alright kiddos, so what do you want from us on our 100th post?! Let us know…and we’ll do it. That’s how much we love you. All 4 of you.