I’m back. For good. Totes.
I haven’t said much about my new job because up until today it was eh. I came home every night exhausted and have had a mini-panic attack every morning on my way there. There’s just so many numbers, I want to die. Until yesterday, when things got interesting.
I noticed every time I went in for an interview there was this one guy who was pretty young but somehow had a big wig office. It didn’t make sense. Because in a company like this it’s all about loyalty and how long you’ve been there. My boss has been there 40 years and this youngin’ has the same level of authority. He is in a different department (but still only down the hall) so we were never formally introduced, but I think he’s hot, of course. Plus he’s the only person on our floor even close to my age so why not make it interesting and have a work crush.
Today I walked in like any other day, had a meltdown at my desk, cried on top of my mound of paperwork, sucked it up and went on with my day. I went to the copy machine to print out some emails when low and behold there stood big wig youngin’. He grabbed his papers, glanced at me, walked around the corner, and then came back. He. Came. Back.
“Hi are you the new girl over there? I’m Mike Hamanannananan.” And he shook my hand, I said uhh yep I’m Gizzy. Then he made small talk about the school I went to and how he heard from “Mike” I was looking for a place up north and how he could be of some assistance because he just got a place up north and all that jazz. I was kind of freaking out because durr a hot successful guy is talking to me and my mind has been mushed on college guys for the last 47 years. I looked like a tard and went back to my desk.
I didn’t really think much of this little encounter until later on in the day when I was mulling around trying to look busy and the CFO approached me. It went something like so:
CFO: Gizzzyyyyy… I’ve been wanting to talk to you, you know I know you’re looking for a place up north and my son just moved up there so if you needed some help he said he would be more than willing to show you the ropes and help you find a place. Really just email me and let me know and this is how I could introduce you guys.
*CFO sees a light go off in Gizzy’s head as it appears to Gizzy that Mike is the CFO’s son, “Mike” is Mike senior, THAT’S how he got the big wig job, THAT’S how he already knows everything about me, and Dad is being matchmaker and Dad approves.
I didn’t tell CFO that I had already spoken to Mike and he is a big boy and came up and introduced himself on his own. I figured I would just roll with the flow. I mean IDK it wouldn’t be the worst thing in the world to try and date a hot successful guy whose dad just happens to be the CFO at this big name company, right? I just see where things are starting to line up and I’m ok with it.
I don’t know if Mike and CFO are just being nice and trying to help out a girl who is new to town or if Mike is just thankful to see someone young in the office. I can’t imagine the business world with all these old fogies gets you a lot of dates/ass so I’m trying to figure out if I’m about to get taken advantage of or look like a huge fool. You never know in these big cities, nice=corrupt round hurr.
I’m also running for Mayor. So errybody vote for me!