As you all know my love life has been pretty meh the past few months. I got my hopes up with Little Married Mikey and since then there have really been no prospects on the forefront of dating. You might recall that last week when I had my lunch with Corned Beef I mentioned that she took me to the young hot doctor hot spot. I didn’t elaborate on this at the time because it took me a few days to figure out what I was going to do with this new wonderful insight. Well this weekend I saw the light.
I have this brilliant new plan to marry a doctor, and I’m dragging Lucky along with me. We all know that Lucky is unsure what her situation with her job will be in the coming months so I have practically given her the rights to my first born if she will move to my city so we can frolick arm and arm in the city streets together.
While I was eating with Corned Beef I noticed several doctors under the age of 30 and I would be lying if I said a few of them didn’t notice me as well. After all, my place of work isn’t necessarily known for employing attractive people as much as it is smart people, so it is rare to see someone who is even semi-attractive let alone physically fit, not that I am either of these but you know when there’s not much to choose from the ugly duckling starts to look a lot less ugly. So I decided that I’m going to make the most of this hot doctor lunch spot and find me a doctor husband. That’s right. And I’m going to find Lucky one while I’m at it.
Throughout the next few weeks I plan to go to the lunch spot at various times throughout the day to determine when the pickins are best. Once I determine that time I will make that my new lunch hour. I’ll sit at the same table at the same time every day. Hopefully I will see the same hot doctors and hopefully they will see me too. It’s inevitable that one day one of us will strike up a conversation and we’ll fall in love over a chicken salad sandwich and iced tea. And the rest will be history, I can hear the wedding march already. Lucky told me that Patti Stangler encourages this type of behavior so it must work.
Lucky will get drug into this brilliant plan when Doctor Love and I get to know each other a little better and I feel comfortable enough to host a find-Lucky-a-hot doctor-too-party with 25 of Doctor Love’s most eligible bachelor doctor friends for her to choose from. See: This is NOT a set up as much as it is like the bachelor. There will be half hearts for Lucky to give out at the end of the dinner and if they get a half heart they get a 1 on 1 date and so on, then Lucky will find the hot doctor whose half heart matches her half heart and they will fall in love. Then we can both marry hot doctors and be housewives and go shopping downtown all day and hire nanny’s to watch the brats. We’ll walk down the street petting our furs while smoking out of quellazaires and litter just because we can. And it will be awesome.
I even ran this whole plan past my mom this past weekend. Like, “Who’s ready to be the doctors mother in law!!?? YOU ARE!!!” Before I could even finish my new daily lunch schedule she blurted out, “You HAVE to go at the same time everyday!!! This will work!!!” As every father dreams of their son being a scientist, astronaut, or doctor; every mother dreams of her daughter marrying a scientist, astronaut, or doctor. Why mother, it would be my pleasure to make your dreams come true. I feel this is an opportunity to really make my family proud. And by god, you just watch, I’m gonna do it!!! And so is Lucky!!!!
Day 1 begins Monday. I will report my findings WITH photo back up. And thanks to the book Lucky sent me last week (that was also on her Chic Lit list) Straight Up And Dirty, I now know that I need to date at least 3 doctors at once so that I know if I really do like any of them and I’m not just settling for what is there.
I think my 3 new doctor boyfriends are going to be quite impressed when they hear about my upcoming 17K bike ride. It’s hard to hold down a job, be a gold digger, and ride a bike all at the same time. I’m exhausted already. I’ve also started looking up soul food recipes. Just a few – 1 for some good salisbury steak with taters, a few pies… JUST enough to make them think I am good wife material then once the ring is on my finger it’s back to tv dinners and chinese take out.
Really though… SWF seeks MD.