I had my big weekend back at SHIT U this past weekend and it was pretty blahsville. I didn’t get laid, run into HOTTIE, or even get a make out from a stranger. All thumbs point to down. But as always, SHIT U didn’t fail to deliver the drama dramz we all know and love.
As soon as I walked in Gigi’s door Friday night she told me to sit down because she had some news and I needed to brace myself for it. She started telling me about how Wednesday night she had to work with Mercedes in a city near where Snoop-Linus lives…
First, I need to update everyone on my non-friendship with Mercedes. I just dug through our archived posts and realized I never informed everyone of the demise of our friendship. Back in November she sent me a shitty text, I can’t remember verbatim what it said but it was something along the lines of saying I should get back together with Snoop-Linus because we deserve each other. She had told me on a work outing that one of his friends told her he had cheated on me upwards of 10-15 times. At the time we had only been broken up about 4 months and I still wanted to know the truth so of course I confronted him about it. Several months later it got back to Mercedes that I had confronted him what she said and of course he denied it. She got pissed and sent that text, and also sent a text saying, “Mercedes out.” Thank god for that.
I never replied,un-friended her and all of her accomplices on facebook, and didn’t hear from her directly until a few weeks ago. Sometime in January/February she told Snoop-Linus I knew all his passwords when we were dating and that’s how I found everything out, which of course caused a confrontation between Snoop-Linus and myself. Then a few weeks ago she sent me the following facebook message:
hey. i know this is random, but i need my original sims disk back. my current game keeps freezing so i think i need to reinstall it, not to mention theres a new expansion pack coming out at the end of the month, need to have my shit under control by then. pleeease if you still have it, mail it to 1234 Main Street. and let me know if you dont so im not anxiously awaiting the mail lady. thanks!
I hate bitches who think they can do me wrong and then come back 6 months later and expect me to be like, OH YA NO PROB HERE YA GO FRIEND. No. I didn’t reply. I know what you’re all thinking (especially Lucky) why didn’t I block her on facebook from the get go? Well I should have, but after I un-friended her she blocked me and you can’t block people who have blocked you. After the time lapsed and the new expansion pack came out she re-blocked me so it’s back to pretending each other don’t exist. This story is getting more pathetic as I go on now talking about facebook blocking and the SIMS. Christ.
Anyway, back to the original story… so Mercedes is now pretty much my arch nemesis and her and Gigi were headed up to Snoop-Linus’ neck of the woods last week for work. On the way there Mercedes starts to tell Gigi about how Snoop-Linus has been calling and texting her on the reg trying to hang out with her, telling her if she’s ever up there to hit him up so they can go out and party, and basically putting in some phone time so that she’ll feel comfortable letting him get in her pants. That’s how I took it anyway.
Gigi being the pot-stirrer that she is, she instructs Mercedes to text Snoop-Linus and tell him she will be in town. So she does and instead of texting her back he immediately calls her. Mercedes answers and Gigi says the convo went down on speakerphone and Snoop was all, you should score us a hotel room and we can go out and get crunk (I am ashamed that I ever dated someone who talks like this) and then go back to the room after. Mercedes was all, well I don’t know I have to work but I’ll let you know when I get off. So that was that. Then Gigi said on their way home Snoop was doing the crazy girl call and calling Mercedes like every 5 minutes trying to see if they were going to meet up. Mercedes didn’t answer and Gigi informed her I was going to find out about this so to prepare herself for any lashings that might come her way.
Gigi told me and while yes it is typical of Snoop-Linus to do this and something new I can add to my list of shitty things he’s done to me, I can honestly say I don’t give a flying fuck. They can hook up, get drunk, date, even get married, and have kids for all I care. They’re both the scum of the earth and I want nothing to do with either of them ever again. Shit, I even encourage this! Ex-boyfriend Scum of the Earth meet Ex-friend Scum of the Earth, now go have Scum of the Earth babies and rot in hell.
That whole incident didn’t anger me as much as it gave me the mindset of now I really need to get laid tonight so he is not the last person I slept with. I went out with a mission, informed everyone we were with of my mission and had 8 extra eyes helping me scope the scene for hot men.
To be continued…