January 16, 2012, 10:03 PM
Lucky: Not to self: use the term “grated cheese” instead of shredded cheese. Like wtf is shredded cheese put through a damn shredder??? lol
Gizzy: Haha yes that’s true. Grated cheese would be the proper term
Lucky: Like god. Shredded cheese.
Gizzy: Haha yeah. Grated cheese sounds classier too.
Lucky: I invited Shredder over, along with the ninja turtles. He took care of the cheese. Hahaha I just cracked myself up.
Gizzy: I’m literally LOLing at that
Lucky: OJ is giving me the stink eye for shaking the bed.
Gizzy: Ohh man. I need an animal to keep me company since a man isn’t in the plan for this year.
Lucky: You do. I want to get a scottie dog and name him Charley. Charles. I like the name Jazzy. But I need sophisticated witty names.
Gizzy: I like animals that have a Mr. or a Mrs. in front of their name. Mrs. Buttersworth.
Lucky: I could name it after a jazz musician. Louis Armstrong.
Gizzy: Mr. Louis Armstrong.
Lucky: Buddy Guy.
Gizzy: Haha yeah Buddy Guy is cute. I love dogs with names that are so human. I would totes name a dog like Marleen or Eleanor. Or Robert.
Lucky: Lol BOB.
Gizzy: Get over here and clean up this poop ROBERT!
Lucky: You should get a rat and name it Shredder.
Lucky: Like just think if you went to someone’s house and they were like, “oh, that’s Shredder.”
Gizzy: haha my pet rat.