So I dropped the ball a lil bitty today by not being able to crank out a post. You know what? It’s okay though, because what I’m about to show you will totally make up for it.
A few Saturday’s ago about 3am I was sleeping when I heard a text come through on my phone. I smiled in my sleep because I WANTED it to be a drunken text from high school crush telling me he loved me. Instead it was a from a number I didn’t recognize, and the body of the text said this:
If anyone knows this girl, or knows anyone who knows this girl, please apologize for me. Clearly, at 3am she sent this out to who she thought would’ve been a late night booty call. Unfortunately for her, I’m the one who received it, passed it around to all of my friends, and am now sharing it with the world.