That’s right, my life has reached the low of lows. I’m convinced there are things only money can buy to make me happy. If you’d like to contribute to these things, please send me an email firstname.lastname@example.org.
1. A robe
I’m pretty sure powerful people solve big problems while wearing robes. I mean, if you’ve ever watched an episode of Kim and Kourtney Take New York, or The Rachel Zoe Project, you know what I mean. Now, most of these ladies rock a solid white, terry cloth robe, which is nice, but I’d settle for something different. If you’ll recall, back to the holiday season, I do have an obsession with plaid, so I’ll certainly sport a Tommy Hilfiger plaid robe. But there’s also nothing wrong with a little bling, like this one from Victoria’s Secret:
2. Plane tickets
I really want to get the fuck out of here. Preferably, I’d like to take a trip to Los Angeles or New York, but at this point, I’d take a trip to a square state and be a happy camper (not literally camping). Gizzy and I have been planning a trip to Europe for our 30th birthdays, and it’s giving me the itch to get out. I am going one state over for a wedding this summer and I’m already pumped about it. Delta, Delta, Delta…
3. A big city
Yeah, I know I just said I wanted plane tickets, but I also would like a house in a big city. Why? See below.
4. A really cool outfit and a Starbucks cup
If you’re following us on Pinterest, you’ll notice that I have a tiny obsession with celebrities carrying Starbucks cups. Yeah, it’s super lame, but just roll with it. When I see these pics of celebs on the go, they’re always dressed so chic! They’re motivated! They’re going somewhere! And they are properly caffinated while doing so.
I want that! So I need item #3, and then items on #4, and I will go places! And make money! And look cute! And then I will go home and put on my robe!
5. A log cabin
As much as I want that chic, modern NY apartment, or a boho fab loft in Los Angeles, I would love to vacation in a log cabin in Colorado…or somewhere I can get snowed in. Like for reals snowed in. Then I can wear my plaid robe, while sitting in my log cabin.
Tell me that is not gorgeous?!
I want a pair of Tod’s Gommini Loafers in black. Why? So I can slip them on when I’m on my way out the door to hit up a Starbucks and then run off to places people run off to solve problems and do cool things before running home and putting on my robe, dammit!