I didn’t hang out with Sweater Vest and Dina on Friday, I didn’t hang out with 2nd crush on Saturday. Instead, I hung out with Acts Gay but Says He’s Straight Friend Adam. He just moved to the big city and we had to go out and do it right. Doing it right included going to an outdoor rooftop bar, yes please. Then we traversed the city to see all the sights, each with a 6 pack in tow. I gave a homeless guy a beer, he took 1 sip and then wasted it, I got pissed and told the next homeless guy to go fuck himself. Trouble ensued, and acts gay but says he’s straight friend Adam had to give the guy his last dollar so we wouldn’t get beaten. Then, I sass talked multiple security guards and we got in more trouble and got kicked out of a park. This is why I will never be a suitable mother. All in all it was a good night, and at 2am I was walking home from the subway alone, which I’ve never done and it wasn’t so bad. I had High School Crush on the phone to keep me company/make me feel like if I got mugged I’d be ok.
When I got home and got into bed HSC and I were texting and he texted me something really sweet about how he wished I was there – to which I did not reply because I was face first into my pillow having a drunken snooze fest. When I woke up 10 hours later, hungover as all hell, I was all, “Me too!” And asked him a question about the rest of his night. I never got a response, and here it is Tuesday, and I’m still waiting….
Let me backup here, High School Crush and I have talked every single day since about oh March or so. I’m trying not to freak out, but we’re on day 3 and this behavior is peculiar. Right now I’m chalking it up to the fact that he’s probably overwhelmed because he’s closing on his house this week and trying to get the guts to double text, but I’m afraid I might not get a response, again.
My horoscope for the week made me feel a little better… Beauty is nice, but it’s intelligence that turns on a lady like you. After all, substance is the only way to keep you interested, as superficial challenges can only excite for so long. Lucky for you this week will be a mind twister that will tease you in all the right ways. Seems curiosity will thrill your cat, and have you purring a sweeter tune.
That’s a good sign, right?
Tonight Dina and I are going to a baseball game, so that should do a good job of keeping me occupied and not checking my phone like a psycho. Or it will backfire because I’ll get really drunk and text something inappropriate. Tune in Thursday to see what happens in this hot mess.