Ok, I admit it, I’ve become a lil obsessed with olympic swimmer Ryan Lochte.
I mean, where the eff did he COME from lookin’ all fly n’ shit? Like us ladies have been SO depressed having to stare at disgusting Michael Phelps for the last 4 years, then here comes this hottie out of nowhere.
At first I was all, “meh, Lochte.” But the more I see, the more I want. Let’s see if I can get you all on the same page.
The first thing I want to show you, is just silly. And yeah, I know I’m a retard that I’m still not sick of remixes/covers of “Call Me Maybe.” And, this version is just funny.
Then, I watched Lochte actually swim, win, and grin…to reveal this:
An American. Flag. Grill.
Which brings me to my next point: “Jeah.”
The Frisky kindly referred to Lochte as the “Brody Jenner” of the Olympics. I’m good with that. I love a lil bro. Then, I saw this:
At this point, I pretty much fell in love. Anyone else got the (love) bug over an olympian?