Did I do one of these posts last year? I can’t remember.
So for starters, I’m thankful for alcohol, for helping me forget the bad times, and helping me celebrate the good times.
I’m also thankful for Powerade Zero, for offering its condolences when I’ve had too much alcohol.
I’m thankful for my friends (all 2 of them) for listening to my crazy life.
And I’m thankful for this blog, and the readers, for not finding out my real name, and turning me into Betty Ford.
I am thankful for hot guys to look at.
Thankful for Bieber and John Mayer.
Thankful for my job that supports my alcohol problem and gives me vacation days that I’m currently using to fly across the country and see Gizzy.
And I’m thankful for Thanksgiving food, because it’s my favorite meal of the year.
What are you thankful for?