HAPPY THANKSGIVIN’ Y’ALL!!!
OKAY, so my Photoshopping skills suck ass, but you get the point.
I know you guys are all cozied up with your families today…maybe this is a good thing, maybe not. Me? I’ll be with Buttons’ family, who I love as my own.
If you’re dreading a day with the family, or you’re single, or just bored, I’ve got the solution for you:
THE COCKTAILS AT TIFFANY’S TURKEY DAY DRINKING GAME!!!!!!!!!!
Take a sip when…
- Someone says ‘turkey’
- Your football team gets a touchdown
- Someone says ‘you’re all grown up’
- Al Roker laughs during The Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade
- Someone asks how your year has been
- Something has to be repeated for Grandma/Grandpa
- A new family member arrives
- Someone opens the can of cranberry sauce
- Someone brings up the presidential election
Finish your drink when…
- Someone asks if/why you’re single
- Someone says ‘you’ve put on a little weight’
- Someone says ‘you look tired’
- Someone asks about your job or school