Simba = Michael.
A Blackberry Memo
Title: Things I Need To Tell Simba
1. Chef B*** doesn’t work at B** ** anymore.
2. Ben & Jerry’s Red Velvet Cake Batter is on sale at the grocery.
3. Reversible disco hoodies are made of 100% pure disconium.
4. Out of respect for people like you, I saw Silver Linings again, sober. It was alright. And by people like you, I mean actors. Sorry I was so drunk the first time. And sorry I keep wishing we’d talk.
5. I miss you.