So Betty agreed and said thanks for reminding her that the world doesn’t revolve around her. It’s about time. So we headed off to breakfast, ate in the park, and then did a little shopping. All was good for the first few stores, then Betty started complaining that she wanted to go drink. So I said the exact same thing I had said earlier, this time not getting much of a response. I was thinking whatever, if you want to go drink then go drink, but don’t expect me to leave the group like you made me do last night. Of course she didn’t leave, but things just got more annoying after that.
She followed me around every store, commenting on everything I picked up, basically attached to my ass. If I had to pee, so did she, when we finally did go into a bar for a drink and a light meal, she ordered exactly what I did, down to the no onions and ranch on the side.
As the evening continued, I just got wasted and left Betty on her own. If she did her standard wander off to talk to strangers act then I let her do it and if everyone else decided to go to a different bar I left and didn’t try to go find her, I’m no one’s babysitter. Aside from all the drama with Betty, I ended up having a great time but was definitely ready to get home and back to my solitude on Sunday afternoon.
The wedding is next month in Florida, so get ready for round 2 of all this drama. Sigh.