There is a restaurant that USED to be near my mom’s house….15 hours away.
They had delicious food. I’ve always known my last meal would be a meal from there…which makes me sound like a sick criminal. Here’s what I would have:
–Bread with olive tapinade
–Angel hair pasta with garlic, tomatoes, and shrimp
–And a bottle or two of Two Hands Zinfandel
If I’m on death row I’m not making it to the chair to get electrocuted. I’m going to kill myself by eating too much food before that can ever even happen.
My death row meal would be:
- the petite filet and mashed potatoes from Flemmings
- the buffalo chicken ranch wrap with buffalo chips and cheese (ranch on the side) and bud light lime from buffalo wild wings
- a plain hamburger, fries, a chocolate milkshake, 3 chocolate chip cookies and a bottle of ketchup from mcdonalds
- a spicy chicken sandwich, fries, a
dietcoke, and a bottle of ketchup from wendys
- sushi and edamame, lots of it and a bottle of good red wine
- 3 crunchy tacos, 2 orders of nachos, and a
dietpepsi from taco bell
I think that about covers it. #fatass