I had a (2, actually) completely different post planned out and written for today, but then something happened and my creepy gene kicked in. I hope everyone read our guest posts yesterday on SimplySolo and JustMarriedGirl’s blogs. If you didn’t, at least click here and go read the guest post on SimplySolo’s blog for now because it is pertinent to what I am about to say.
Ok, so the dark haired guy from the Tiffany’s commercial that Lucky and I are drooling over practically the entire post, he’s hot right?
I couldn’t just leave it at that. Why? Because I’m not normal and I have to continually beat a dead horse. Which has nothing to do with this hot guy. But anyway, not only did I watch the video about 50,000 times over the past 3 days and wish I was the girl he was proposing to, I had to go all Detective Gizzy on the situation and find out who he is. And I did.
First, I thought I ruined it for myself because I found a blog where a girl had posted his name (& the names of all the other actor and the 2 female models like she’s somebody and knows people) so I googled him and found out that he’s an actor (Duh!) but not only is he an actor he recently guest starred on an episode of Gossip Girl. While Gossip Girl is one of my favorite shows, I sadly missed the episode he was on. And when I say sadly, I mean angrily, because I totally remember what I was doing that week to make me miss it (job interview) and it was totally not worth it. I also just got so worked up about that whole situation that I accidently rented Going The Distance for $4.99 on DirecTV and I don’t even want to watch it, but now I have to because I’m paying 5 bucks for it, christ. Anyway, in the episode he kisses Chuck Bass. Chuck Bass is my favorite character/Gossip Girl crush (yep, I LOVE the assholes. This we know.) So this whole thing is pretty much a sign to me. I mean, big woop all of the good actors have to make out with guys to be accepted by the academy. He’s just doing his career the justice it deserves. Hellooooo Jake Gyllenhaal and Heath Ledger!! They both were nominated for academy awards for Brokeback Mountain. (Can you tell I’m sucking up in case he reads this?)(I am.)(Hi, Neal =))
Ok, settle down everyone. We’re too late. He already has a fan page. On his fan page I learned that our birthdays are 1 day apart. Plus 4 years. That he is co-starring in a new CW drama (I guess that means I better get him while the gettin’ is good, before everyone else does.) And that he’s Canadian. I went to Canada once for Hanson concert. I liked it! Their Burger King chicken tenders tasted a little funny, but all around it was a good country, and if I went for Hanson then by God I would go for Neal.
But then! His facebook profile came up. Now, here’s what I’m contemplating: #1 should I add him? #2 Should I add him to my personal facebook page or the Cocktails at Tiffany’s facebook page? #3 Should I message/poke/relationship request him?
I’m not sure how to go about hitting on a semi-celebrity. I would imagine he gets a lot of chicks and I would be just another nameless ho in the crowd. So maybe I should dress up all amish and take a new profile pic so that when I add him it’s all BAM!!! Reverse psychology in his face! And he’ll be like, WHOA! Who is this crazy amish chick adding me? Oh.. ok, I guess she is kind of hot in her mennonite garb. Ok, I’ll ask her out and then buy her some Tiffany’s and carry trees down the street for her. NBD.
What do you guys think? It’s legit, right?
I would imagine at this point nobody cares what my plan of attack is and you’re all just sitting there in your non-amish-wear like, “JUST POST HIS GODDAMN NAME SO I CAN SEND HIM A MESSAGE!”
At least give me 1 day as a head start.