Guess what day it is. It’s the return of Douche Day!!! You know what that means, something happened with the man himself, Douchearoo. Seriously, after all of the awful things that the ex Snoop-Linus did to me, I think I still hate Douchearoo more. Because he just tries to be an asshole.
I was driving to work this morning, minding my own business, when I noticed a child’s toy chillin’ on the back of a semi. I thought it was funny, because it was one of those alphabet caterpillars. So I got as close as I could, took a picture, and posted it on facebook saying, “Aw some little kid lost its toy!” Not 2 minutes after, Douchearoo comments “The kid is an it?” Yeah asshole, IT is. I didn’t see if it was a little boy or a little girl who left his or her toy on the back of this semi, and you know what else? With all the recent baby drama I like to call kid’s it. So step off, you don’t know me!
If anyone else would have made that comment I would’ve laughed and been like, “HA HA, yep, it is an IT!” But I think any other person that would have been jackass enough to think about leaving a comment like that would have concluded beforehand why I called the kid it. Just for funsies let’s run through the scenarios of other words I could’ve used and why I didn’t:
1. Aw some little kid lost his or her toy
-No. This is facebook, not effing English class, I’m not going to sound like a tool.
Aw some little kid lost their toy
-Then his comment would’ve been, “Since when do kids multiply” or something just as pretentious.
It’s like I told Lucky, if he wants to be silent facebook friends, I am totally fine with that, but don’t comment on my shit! He would do things like this when we were together and it really got under my skin. He didn’t do it to me so much as he would to others. But, it honestly made me mad that I was dating someone who preyed on the weaknesses of others so he could feel better about himself and try and make himself look cool.
But really, correcting people’s spelling and grammar is all he’s ever had. He’s ugly, balding, and fat, so his feeble mind is all that he has going for him. That’s not even saying much, because I think he has trouble holding entry level jobs. As for me, well I’m just coming into my prime and I work at one of the best companies in the world in my industry. So you know all of that has to make him feel really good about dumping me a few years ago, I sure am glad he did.
As much as I wanted to reply to the comment and tell him that he sucks and I hate him, I didn’t. I deleted the picture, and deleted him as a friend. I’m almost 27 years old and can’t be getting into facebook battles anymore. I also have to think about what I’ve got going on this weekend, the hangout with High School Crush, a public fight with my ex over facebook for all to see could easily ruin that. How unattractive and trashy is it when people get in public fights over facebook and twitter? Ugh! I’m taking a classy approach in 2012.
I am happy to report that I am now no longer facebook friends with any of my ex-boyfriends. I’m free!!!!